...one lucky bastard.Halle Berry decided to make me extremely jealous of Jamie Foxx at the Spike TV’s 2009 “Guys Choice Awards” Saturday night. She kissed him, grabbed his crotch and let him palm her tight ass....shoot me...please. If that was me I would've had to walk right off stage directly afterwards....facing the audience, side stepping the whole way. If I would've turned sideways I would've gotten fined by the FCC like Janet did for the whole Superbowl titty thing. Why? Let's just say they haven't made a pair of underwear or jeans that would've been strong enough to hold back my excitement.
Jamie Foxx and Keri Hilson's backup dancer are very Zen like creatures...kind of like Black Buddhas. It's quite fascinating. How do they control themselves in these situations? Do you see where Halle's hand is at? That right there would've made me forget we were at an awards show. I would've immediately thought we were back at my place, in my bedroom, with "Blame It" playing in the background, candles burning, maple syrup everywhere, video camera recording....
*Sigh*
More pics after the jump.
Oh yeah, I like to dedicate this video to Ms. Berry.
1 comment:
sweet mahalia jackson!!! now he's progressed, first it was the big mouthed american idol fantasia and now the baddest bitch and i don't mean trina Halle Barry!?!?!?!
THIS IS HORSE SHET
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