Monday, September 14, 2009

How To Keep Your Woman Happy by Ghostface...

Warning: NSFW Language

This guy if fawkin' hilarious. One of the reasons that I'm such a big fan of Ghost is because he says whatever the hell is on his mind, whether it's in an interview or in the booth. With such vital words of wisdom like...

"She like to hear that 'I love you' shit a thousand times a day"

&

"You gotta put that slow shit on...and you f@#k her real slow...and for those of yall who don't eat no p*$$y, you might have to eat her p*$$y"

...how could you not wanna hear what he has to say in a verse?

Well anyway, there you have it. You heard him fellas.....say you love her a 1,000 times a day, take her on a trip, put on some "slow shit" (like Terence Trent D'Arby's "Wishing Well"...damn that intro was long hell) and perform cunnilingus. That's all you need to do keep her happy....according to Ghostface. Oh and if you're one of those lames guys who don't go down, but you're thinkin' about taking the plunge, here's 50 very random ass "tips" from women on what to do and what not to do once you're down under. You're probably wondering how did I come across this shit? Well I wanted to make sure I was spelling cunnilingus correct and decided to Google it....don't judge me. When you spend as much time on the internet as I do you just do shit like that. Movin' on...

It's funny because as we (men) get older the challenges we face with women become completely inverted. As a boy finding a girl that you "liked" was the easy part...finding a girl that was "easy" was just a bit harder for most. Now as a man, finding a woman that's "easy" is ummm....easy. But finding a woman that holds your interest, doesn't blow you (no pun intended) within the first few minutes of conversation and puts you in the state of mind where you can actually picture spending the rest of your life with her is about as easy as solving one of these.

Just in case you missed it, here's the video for "Baby Ft. Raheem Devaughn", the lead single off of The Wizard of Poetry, which drops 9/29...


Bonus...
Ghostface Killah - Let's Stop Playin' Ft. John Legend
Ghostface Killah - Guest House Ft. Fabolous & Shareefa

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