Lloyd Banks Is All About Peace ...

...unless you refuse to pay him because he didn't fulfill his end of an agreement.

Okay, for starters have you ever heard of Chris Hines? Me neither. Apparently he's a Canadian Hip Hop promoter and unfortunately for his face he booked Lloyd Banks to perform this past Friday at Club NV in Brantford, Ontario. Well Banks was scheduled to go on at 10pm, but since he truly believes that the early bird gets the worm, he didn't arrive until 2:30am. To his surprise (and mine as well) nobody decided to wait for over 4 hours to see Lloyd Banks perform his current smash hits "Baby By Me" and "Think About Me".

What? What are you talkin' about? Oh shit, those are 50's songs. Wait...so what in the hell were people payin' to see Lloyd Banks perform?

Oh well, I guess that's not important. After seeing the small number of people in attendance, he decided to barely perform one song before abruptly leaving the stage. After this astonishing display of professionalism and his groundbreaking performance, Banks expected to get paid. Chris Hines, for reasons obvious to everybody but Lloyd Banks, decided that he wasn't going to pay Banks. As a result, Banks and three of his weed carriers decided to go to Hines' hotel room to resolve the dispute peacefully...

....at some point things got "all the way turnt up" and Hines tried to beat up Lloyd Banks and his three henchman using only his face. Long story short, Banks and his homies are sitting in jail awaiting charges for assault, robbery and forced confinement.

Talk about a dumb ass. I'm sure between bail, lawyer's fees and a possible civil suit 50's he's going to spend waayyy more than Hines owed him.

Side Note: This was pretty funny. No, I'm not referring to Lloyd Banks going to jail or Hines' face of fury bravely taking on 8 flimsy fists. It's just that this reminds me of that episode of Family Guy when Brian owed Stewie money...