Random Pic: Kelly 's Wig + Elmer's Glue =

*sigh* Look, I know Kelly Rowland doesn't have as much money as Beyonce, but I know she can afford to buy a damn mirror. *Tries to remember the name of Kelly Rowland's last single* Okay maybe she can't, but this is where having a real friend comes into play, because they wouldn't let her leave the house with that shit on her head.

What?

You can't sit here and tell me that Kelly Rowland doesn't have enough money to buy a mirror and on top of that, she doesn't have one real friend. I mean c'mon. That's like being part of one of the most successful female R&B groups ever, then having your best friend who happens to be the lead singer leave you behind to pursue a solo career, while you make music that deaf people don't even wanna listen to. *tumbleweeds* *random cough*

Can you ladies please explain to me, what in the hell is the fascination with spending a shitload of money on fake ass hair that looks worse than your real hair? Where did this lacefront shit come from? I mean you can clearly see the glue outline...she might as well had used office tape. Seriously, what would you think if you saw a guy with his hair taped on his damn head?

...see how stupid that shit looks.

*sigh* Since they didn't make one for women with terrible wigs I guess this will have to do...

Mr. Really Bad Toupe' Wearer

Just take everything they're saying and apply it to women wearing these busted ass weaves and wigs. Btw I miss those Real Men of Genius/Real American Heroes commercials by Bud Light.