Stop Obama...

While I can't say that I agree with everything that President Obama says or does, I can definitely say that I don't agree with anything Mr. Keyes has ever said or done.

Something tells me he's still a little salty about losing the Senate seat to Obama back in '04.

No Comment...New York

Okay...I was really trying not to post anything remotely related to VH1's "I Love New York" but I had to post this excerpt from a recent interview Blender Magazine had with "New York":

What was your nickname in high school?
Can I say? Oh, God. It was D-Breath. D-I-C-K Breath. But it wasn't true!

What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I go those DSLs, so they called me D-Breath.

This chick is so busted, somebody please tell her the timer for her is at 14:59:57...for the whole interview go to Blender.com.

No Comment...Kelis.

Anyone who is self-conscious or has low self-esteem should definitely seek some advice from Kelis because she obviously doesn't give a flying f*ck about what anybody thinks. I'd like to see someone try to tell her she isn't the s*it.

I'm not going to say anything about the pink mo hawk...it speaks for itself. But that jacket looks like something my momma wore back in 1987. I didn't even know they still made denim like that...then again maybe they don't.