Rappers Should Stay Away From Britain...

...because the British police force is asking its citizens to report anyone that's wearing too much 'bling' during the recession.

They're also urging people to report anyone driving an expensive car and/or purchasing expensive items without the apparent means to afford them. This is all in an effort to spot individuals who are acquiring their wealth from illegal activities.


The campaign, titled 'Too Much Bling? Give Us a Ring' was launched yesterday.

Gloucestershire's Chief constable Dr. Timothy Brain said:

"In the current time of financial uncertainty, those who live a lavish lifestyle with no discernable, legitimate income become even more apparent."

Here are the masterminds behind this...

Lazy fuckers.

This has got to be the dumbest shit ever. I mean really, whatever happened to catching criminals the good ol' fashion way? Through investigations, interrogations, surveillance, informants, umm...you know actual police work. Doesn't this fall under some type of profiling? I can only imagine the type of harassment that people are about to face based on the jewelry (fake and real) they're wearing or the kind of car of they're driving.

While most rappers should be okay over in Britain, there's a few that would be shot on sight...


Walking around with all that (fake) shit on, they would think they were involved in every conceivable type of illegal activity. Busta and Gucci Mane, both look like a modern day Junebug from "I'm Gonna Get You Sucka".