Monday, November 2, 2009

Fat Boy - Noodles = One Angry Fat Boy...

WARNING NSFW: LANGUAGE

Some viewers may be completely dumbfounded by the events that unfolded in the video above. As a result, I've decided to answer a few questions that may arise...

"Hey Doza, what are Ramen Noodles?"
Here's a quick summary for those of you who were either born with a silver spoon or never went to college. Ramen Noodles are a God-sent meal for college students and poor people, that come in a plastic package and consists of two things: dry pre-cooked noodles and a small pack of magical powdered flavoring. Standard flavors include beef and chicken. But thanks to advances in modern day food science other flavors such as shrimp, lime shrimp and even lime chile' shrimp have been added to the line-up.

"Are Ramen Noodles so delicious that if withheld they can incite the anger and fury seen in the video above?"
Well, yes and no. No, if you're not broke. But if you're digging through your car seats for change and your daily meals consists of the following: A Black N' Mild for breakfast, a sandwich with one thin ass transparent slice of deli meat for lunch and sleep for dinner....then YES. Trust me, I know from personal experience. Hell, my food pyramid in college looked like this...


5 comments:

iLLaNOise said...

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!! And the funny thing is that pyramid was soooooo accurate

I will never forget the day i came down there and ordered them pizzas and when you walked in and saw them you damn near started crying LOL

Mr. 1derful said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Fckn Pyramid... U forgot molded hot dogs.

Signas82 said...

That looks like my pyramid now...

Doza said...

@iLLa - LOL I had just got off work and I was prepared to have a sleep sandwich for real that night...that pizza was heaven sent.

@D - Naw G, the molded hot dogs were never consumed for obvious reasons...that's why they didn't make the pyramid.

@Sig - Whatever, I know there's random home cooked meals somewhere in your pyramid.

Tania Gordeaux said...

I died a million times over after viewing this video. Watched it once more, and died one mo' gin.