Is Jay-Z a Freemason, Sith Lord, Devil Worshiping, Lycan, Twilight Cast Member?...

*sigh* Okay, after watching Jay-Z's video for "On To The Next One" I think it's pretty obvious at this point that he's either poking fun at all of these conspiracy theorist or subliminally tellin' everyone that he is a devil worshiper and they can kiss his ass. If you have no clue what I'm talking about head over to www.vigilantecitizen.com to see what all the fuss is about. But since people continue to debate on what Jay-Z is, what he believes and who he worships I felt the need to make a few points...

I Got An "A+" In Internet Research...
The internet (via YouTube, Wikipedia and Google) has created a shitload of smart-dumb muhfuckas. I swear people go and do some "research", graduate magna cum-laude from Wikipedia University and then they feel they're in a position to "educate" any and everybody via Twitter, Facebook and any other site that they can post a comment on. Hey Einstein, guess what? That magical portal of information called the internet is accessible to other people besides you. You're no more "enlightened" than anybody with access to a 56 kbit/s internet connection.

It's A Secret Society, But Everybody Knows Everything About It...
Look, all of these psycho conspiracy theorist claim that the Freemasons are shrouded in secrecy, yet they can tell you everything there is to know about them. They're experts on this "secret society"....that happens to have clearly labeled lodges/buildings and whose members wear rings with their emblem on it. You know what, this society is so secret you can even get a Masonic license plate. Nothing says "I don't want you to know about us or our members" like personalized license plates with our emblem on it.

Freemasons don't adhere to one religion. The general underlying principle is that they do believe in God, a Supreme Being, a Higher Power, etc. Freemasons are free to belong to any religion, including Christianity....I've known a few. Anyone who's studied an ounce of religion and history knows where the stigma surrounding Freemasons and devil worship originated from. If people would actually read about religion and history and talk to people who are a part of the groups they claim to know so much about, there wouldn't be so many misconceptions in the world today.

For instance, I remember somebody tried to vehemently tell me all about Jehovah's Witnesses. They went on to tell me how they don't believe in Jesus and that they believe that only 100,000 people will get into heaven and everyone else will go to hell. What they didn't know is that my mother is a Jehovah's Witness (I'm not) and that me and her talk about religion all the time. After I told this person that my mother was a JW their tone changed and they proceeded to say that everything they had just told me (in such a declarative tone and with such confidence) was only "what they had heard". I then told them that everything they were saying was incorrect and told them what Witnesses actually believe. Point being, don't try to educate other people with hearsay.

Btw if you live in the Hyde Park area, I apologize if my mom ever knocked on your door and woke you up early as hell on a Saturday morning to talk to you about Jehovah's Kingdom.

Everybody's In On It...Including Your Mama...
The Illuminati....yada, yada, yada. Yeah I know everybody from Barack Obama to Bert and Ernie to Oprah to Miley Cyrus are in on this plot to create a New World Order. This NWO theory has been around for about as long as conspiracy theories have. Yet in still, this grand takeover has yet to happen. If all of the most powerful people in the world want to take it over, why in the hell haven't they just done it already? Can Somebody tell me what they're waiting on? You might say "It's happening right before your eyes, you just need to open them". Look, I'm not saying it isn't in the works or it isn't true. But I will say that at the rate they're going, chances are you, your children or your grandchildren won't be alive to see the NWO come into fruition.

Some of you might be thinking, "Doza you're just ignorant and you've been blinded by the media. This is exactly what they want you to think...I feel sorry for you". Okay, suppose I have and all of this is true. I pose this question to all of the "enlightened" ones who know what's going on: Now what? What are you doing in your day to day life that's any different from the non-believers who are 'still in the dark'? Are you stockpiling water and food? Building an underground bunker? Moving deep into the mountains? Saving up to buy an uncharted island? Organizing an army of believers to destroy the members of the Illuminati?......*crickets*.....it's okay, I'll wait.

Either Turn It Up or Turn It Off...
I've been listening to Jay-Z from day 1 and the last time I checked Satan is still on my shitlist and I still prefer an ice cold Blue Moon over a cup of virgin's blood. What Jay believes in has no affect on me. The funny thing is half of the die-hard conspiracy theorist who truly believe all of this stuff are the main ones buying his CDs and going to his concerts. If you believe that Jay's beliefs are in direct conflict with your own and he's conveying those beliefs through his music and his videos, it's pretty simple....STOP fuckin' with him! STOP viewing his videos, STOP listening to his music, STOP going to his concerts and STOP commenting on him in general.

So do I believe that he worships the devil and he's part of the Illuminati?

I don't give a fuck....that's what I believe. Hell, my mailman probably worships the devil. As long as he doesn't start drawing satanic pentagrams on my ComEd bill I'm good. If Jay-Z is a devil worshiping member of the Illuminati, I could care less....that's his life, his beliefs, his soul, not mine. To be honest, a video of Jay-Z wearing a Jason mask, gangbanging a bunch of farm animals, drinking a cup of blood, while watching Booty Talk 7,186 could be released tomorrow on YouTube and my life wouldn't change one bit. Would I stop supporting Jay-Z? Yes, but in all honesty I don't support him now. I'll never buy another Jay-Z album (last one I purchased was The Black Album) or go to one of his concerts (btw I've never been to one). Why? It has nothing to do with all of this black magic devil talk either. He's rich and he does a very good job of reminding me how he doesn't need my hard earned money....so why in the hell would I give it to him?

Look, whether you believe he's a devil worshiper, a Freemason or he's just fuckin' with everybody's head to stir up controversy, one thing is certain...he's just a man....one man, who bleeds blood and breathes air, so STOP investing so much time and thought into him. Focus on your faith....not Jay-Z's.