Usher's Confirmed That He's..

...engaged to his 37 year-old cross dressing uncle girlfriend and former stylist, Tameka Foster.

Umm...I really don't know what to say about this one. I don't get it...this is definitely a downgrade from Chili. For more info on his engagement and his upcoming album go to MTV.com.

Beyonce's New Videos...

I just wanted a reason to post this picture...Damn. Plus this picture is wayyy better than any of her new videos. But, you can still go to MTV.com to check out her new videos for "Get Me Bodied", "Suga Mama", "Green Light" and "Freakum Dress." Click here to see her video for "Flaws and All" or here to see "Still In Love (Kissing You)."

Vida's Rap...

Vida Guerra recently responded to The Game's childish accusations that he "fingered" her and remarks he made claiming that she's a "video ho" in his song Wouldn't Get Far, with a freestyle.

Vida may not be a "video ho," but she damn sure isn't a rapper. I mean she sounds like an intoxicated 5 year-old with special needs trying to read Dr. Suess's One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish.

Her ass definitely won't get far rapping like this...click here to listen to her "freestyle."

Random Rumors...

• Cassie is pregnant by her producer Ryan Leslie...or Diddy? Click here to see a recent pic of her (looking like she's pregnant) and Ryan Leslie.

• Olivia has been dropped from G-Unit/Interscope. Supposedly, she was sexually harrassed on numerous occasions by members of the G-unit roster. Word is she wasn't having it and was dropped as a result..

• Vivica A. Fox has lost her endorsement deal ($1 million a year for 3 years) with General Motors as a result of her recent arrest for DUI. That's one expensive ass DUI.

• Aubrey (from Danity Kane) is pregnant by Diddy. Click here to see a recent pic of her (looking a bit bigger) at Christina Aguilera's party. Damn, Diddy has been busy.
  

Imagine A World Without Halle Berry...

...because it was almost a reality.
Halle told Sunday magazine Parade that she tried to gas herself in her car over her stormy marriage to baseball star David Justice.

"I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming, when I had an image of my mother finding me," she says.

"She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low," Berry said. For more info go to Yahoo.

She's so damn fine...but something tells me she's about as crazy as she is fine. So that means she's a f*cking lunatic.

They're About To Rally...

...against Tony Yayo this Monday (April 2). Russell Simmons' HSAN and Reverend Al Sharpton are scheduled to join Czar Entertainment at a public grievance and rally concerning Tony Yayo's alleged assault on Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond's 14 year-old son. Cynthia Reed, the mother of James Rosemond, will also be in attendance in addition to community leaders, parents, students and religious leaders. The demonstrations will be begin with a press conference. For more info go to SOHH.com.

A rally against against Tony Yayo is long overdue. The 300,000 people who purchased his album Thoughts of A Predicate Felon have been dying to rally against him.

3 Reasons I Might Start Listening To Country Music...

Warning: Listen to the following songs at your own risk.
1.) Pretty Ricky - Push It
Forget how they sound, have you seen these Gremlins guys? I really don't get it...I just don't.

2.) Lil Romeo (Ft. Marques Houston) - Special Girl
I mean this song is bad...really bad. The video is even worse. Sorry Romeo, Bow Wow has won...Shorty Like Mine is sh*ttin' on this song. Time to focus on school Romeo Miller.

3.) Tha Dogg Pound - Dat Ain't My Baby
Regardless of the fact that this would serve as an excellent theme song for the Maury Show...this is still extremely ignorant.

When Getting Hyphy Goes Wrong...

It's Me B*tches...

...is Swizz Beatz' first single off of his upcoming album, One Man Band Man. The track which is just over 2 mins. was recorded last summer while Swizz was drunk. Swizz says that he managed to record the short song around 4am after a long night of drinking and celebrating his birthday in the studio.

Outside of working on his album, Swizz has been busy working with Jennifer Lopez, Whitney Houston, 50 Cent, Usher, Chris Brown, T.I. and Cassidy on their upcoming albums. For the more info on Swizz and his album One Man Band Man due out May 15 go to Billboard.com.

Swizz Beatz - It's Me B*tches
Swizz Beatz (Ft. Lil Wayne, R. Kelly & Jadakiss) - It's Me B*tches [Remix]

Random Fact: Swiss wrote co-wrote and produced "Ring The Alarm" for Beyonce.

Suge Is Broke...

According to reports, former Death Row Records mogul Marion "Suge" Knight was evicted from his luxury condominium on Wilshire Boulevard on Friday (Mar. 23). Witnesses said that police cars and a detective came to enforce the eviction and that all of the mogul's possessions were loaded on to a truck in front of the building. For more info go to AllHipHop.com.

I'm surprised...how could this be happening? Tha Row is the home to so many talented artist, like...um....hold on...give me a minute...

Hey, is Danny Boy still on Death Row?
Update Via Danny Boy's Cousin, Kimberla: Danny Boy is no longer on Death Row.

New Redman, Mims, Young Buck & Usher

Redman - Put It Down...

Music...
Usher - Make It Rain (Snippet)
Young Buck - Get Buck
Mims (Ft. Junior Reid & Baby Cham) -This Is Why I'm Hot [Remix]

Leave Ron Alone....

Ron Artest has been ordered to stay a 1000 yards from microphones and/or recording studios because of his atrocious hip-hop recordings...okay, not really. But, he has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from his wife and children until further notice. The order stems from a domestic dispute he had with his wife earlier this month. For more info go to ESPN.

Tony Yayo Will Slap The Hell Out Of You...

...if you're a 14 year-old. Yayo (real name: Marvin Bernard) was arrested Saturday, March 24, for allegedly slapping Jimmy "Henchman" Rosemond's 14-year-old son. Henchman just happens to be The Game's manager...somethings tells me that this wasn't a coincidence. 50 Cent was reportedly with him and it's even rumored that he ordered the hit...I'm serious. For more info go to MTV News.Rappers and children beware...Marvin and Curtis (I know the very sound of their names sends chills down your spine) are on a rampage.

Kim Kardashian Wouldn't Get Far...

...so the Ray-J and Kim Kardashian sex tape has finally been released. Anyway, don't rush to see it...it was one of the most boring, obviously staged sex tapes that I've ever seen. This chick just epitomizes the phrase "bust down." She's been with Nick Lachey, Joel Madden, Ray-J, The Game, Nick Cannon, Marques Houston and was recently spotted with Reggie Bush.
Both, Marques and Reggie have claimed that they're just f*cking Kim friends with Kim.
Well, If you're interested in checking out the tape click here.

FYI...Don't Interrupt Country Musicians...

Question...didn't the guy see him holding that guitar like it was a Louisville Slugger? So why did he run right into it?

Terry McMillan Is...

...an idiot. She's suing her ex-husband, Jonathan Plummer, for $40 million claiming that he tried to smear her reputation during their highly publicized 2005 divorce. The lawsuit claims Plummer, a Jamaica native who later announced that he was gay, married McMillan in 1998 only to become a U.S. citizen. For the entire story go to MSNBC.

First, she should be sued by somebody for thinking that this guy was straight to begin with. Second, $40 million...really? She can't seriously think he has that much money...but then again she did think he was straight.

Somebody Please Arrest...

...Foxy Brown since there's a warrant out for her arrest according to TMZ:
TMZ has learned there's a warrant out for the arrest of Foxy Brown. Brown failed to appear in Broward County court today on battery charges--the result of a big hoo-hah at a Florida beauty supply shop. Brown was applying beauty products in the store's bathroom when the owner tried to close up shop. Brown allegedly threw a tantrum and threw hair glue at the owner, then allegedly spat on him. After it became apparent that Brown was not going to appear, Judge Lazurus issued a bench warrant for her arrest.

Okay, I'm assuming that she's come to the conclusion that the only way for her to get press is to constantly stay in trouble with law...she's right. She's officially reached the point where nobody cares whether or not she ever raps again.

Set It Off With Some Hennessy...

...is what Vivica A. Fox did Tuesday night when she was busted for DUI. For more info go to TMZ.

Please, give her a break...her face hurts. She simply drinks alcohol to numb the pain from all of the extensive plastic surgery she's had. Plus, she just solidified her place as an E-list celebrity by joining the cast of a new stage play "What She Wants."

Oh yeah...this play must be really bad if Leon or Allen Payne aren't even in it.

RIP Luther Ingram...

Luther Ingram, best known for the 1972 R&B/pop hit "If Loving You Is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Right," has died. The 69-year-old singer/songwriter succumbed to kidney disease Monday (March 19) in St. Louis. For more info go to Billboard.com.

It's Obvious...

...that this boy won't be going out for the football team when he's in high school.

Dallas Austin Apologizes...

...for talking about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone like he's a sophomore in high school who's upset because he's the only one out of his friends who hasn't gotten laid. The following statement was issued yesterday (March 20) to the Atlanta Journal Constitution:

"Every action generates an equal and opposite reaction. My statement about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone was a reaction to an incident I care not to discuss in any forum, and while I may have felt justified, I do owe an apology to Christina, Joss and their families."

"The comments I made about Christina Aguilera and Joss Stone were purely an act of retaliation not of malice or cruel intent. As we all have our boiling points, I sincerely apologize as this is not my character nor should I have let anyone’s actions push me to this limit. I have let my family, friends, employees and business associates down with my actions."

"All content and any malicious statements that were in my control have been removed from outlets that may have posted this. Please accept this as my formal statement and apology to all parties involved."

Guess Who...

Blind Items via Myra Panache:

1.This hip-hop star thinks he’s God’s gift to women despite being the biggest male slut in the game. If he were a woman, he would be a hooker. Even other men talk about his reckless sexual behavior. We know of his “public” kids but fans would be surprised to learn that he has three additional kids out of the public eye-by three different women. Despite having herpes and being honest about it, this still doesn’t stop women from throwing themselves at him. They continue to have unprotected sex with him because he’s a celebrity. He’s currently trying to hook up with another famous man’s girlfriend on the sly. Hint: It's not Diddy.

2.White Hollywood is scrambling, trying to cover up the fact that their ‘glamour girl,’ is bi-sexual (more lesbian than straight) and is currently but very discreetly living with a woman. Spin control experts and damage control specialists have been hired to keep this information secret. Fans would be shocked if they knew this lipstick bi-sexual prefers women over men. Her agent has set her up on ‘fake’ dates with a variety of male celebrities who are lesser known. They go along with the facade for publicity and exposure.

There Are Leprachauns In Alabama...

..according to this news report. This is old, but since St. Patrick's Day just passed I figured I would post this. Unfortunately this was a real news story...

Oh yeah, there's a part 2...

Quickies...

Music
T.I. talks about new album and his break up with Tiny...
Trina has a terrible song about her break up with Weezy...
Ne-Yo (Ft. Jay-Z) - You Drive Me Crazy...
Omarion (Ft. Usher) - Ice Box [Remix]...

New Couples
Kim Kardashian and Marques Houston (I know who cares)...
Sanaa Lathan and Wale Ogunleye of the Chicago Bears...

Christina and Joss Are Bangin' For Beats...

...according to music producer Dallas Austin. In a recent interview Austin claims that Joss Stone and Christina Aguilera are "f*cking for tracks". (Sorry, the video has been removed).

After viewing the video I've come to the conclusion that either he's upset because no one has used a Dallas Austin beat since TLC's Fan Mail album or Christina and Joss have screwed every producer except him. It's probably both...

The Top 5...

...ugliest musicians according to The Professional Hater at GIANT Magazine are:

Craig Mack (The Ugly Rapper)
Janis Joplin (The Ugly Legend)
Steven Tyler (The Ugly Rock n' Roll frontman)
Bobby Brown (The Ugly Bad Boy)
Fergie (The Ugly Butterface)

What do you think? Personally, I'm still trying to figure out how Flavor Flav managed to dodge this list. For the more info go to GIANT Magazine.

It's Hard Out Here For A Pimp...

...seriously, just ask Terrence Howard. Here's an excerpt from an article on him in the April issue of Essence:

"I tried to talk to Halle for a bit. Didn't call me back. Tried to talk to Gabrielle Union. Didn't call me back, either. I've heard it said that I only date White women. The only woman I really love is my wife, and she happens to be White. Who gives a damn? A lot of Black women get upset. You know the fact is, we are human beings."


For the entire article go to Essence.

No Comment...New York

Okay...I was really trying not to post anything remotely related to VH1's "I Love New York" but I had to post this excerpt from a recent interview Blender Magazine had with "New York":

What was your nickname in high school?
Can I say? Oh, God. It was D-Breath. D-I-C-K Breath. But it wasn't true!

What wasn't true? That you had breath that smelled like dick?
Right, not at all! You know what it is? My lips are so huge, so people say I go those DSLs, so they called me D-Breath.

This chick is so busted, somebody please tell her the timer for her is at 14:59:57...for the whole interview go to Blender.com.

New Rich Boy, Redman and Devin The Dude...

Devin The Dude (Ft. Snoop Dogg & Andre 3000) - What A Job

Redman - Gimme One
Rich Boy (Ft. Pastor Troy & Big Boi) - And I Love You
Rich Boy (Ft. Polow Da Don & Keri Helson) - Good Things

Jennifer Hudson Wins A New Award...

...not really. In response to her recent comments about her former employer Burger King, Jennifer Hudson has been given a BK Crown Card that will be replenished for life. For more info go to TMZ.



Free Burger King for the rest of her life...it's a set up. The last thing she needs is an endless supply of flame-broiled whoppers. I hope she cuts that card up because that's a heart attack and an E! True Hollywood Story waiting to happen.

Why...

...hasn't James Brown been buried yet? It's been 74 days since his death. For more info go to TMZ.
Update: Someone must've been thinking the same thing...he was finally buried today (Saturday, March 10, 1007).

More Dead Presidents For Jay-Z...

...considering the fact that he is selling Rocawear for $204 million. Yeah, I said $204,000,000...it's not a typo. Oh yeah, that's $204 million in cash and he gets another $35 million in stock if the purchasing company, Iconix Brand Group, meets or exceeds certain performance thresholds over the next three to five years. For more info go to AllHipHop.com.

Ron Artest Sells Another Record...

...bringing the total number of records he's sold to 4. Only in his dreams...actually Ron was arrested today for domestic violence, for more info go to ESPN.

They need to give the guy a break, I'd be beating the hell out everybody around me too if I rapped like him. No I'm serious, it's that bad...listen to it for yourself (not recommended).
Ron Artest - True Warrior

New Kanye, Lupe, Papoose and Redman...

Kanye' Version of "Throw Some D's"...

Music...
Lupe Fiasco - Could Be (Full Song)
Papoose - What Makes Me (Snippet)
Redman - DJ Green Lantern (Freestyle)

She's Bossy...

She's also been charged with two misdemeanors for disorderly conduct and for resisting arrest. No this has nothing to do with her hair style...I've been told it's not illegal to rock pink mo hawks. Kelis was arrested early this morning in Miami Beach after screaming racial obscenities at two female police officers who were posing as prostitutes. I have to say that she has one of the best celebrity mug shots that I've ever seen. For more info go to TMZ.

Ja-Rule Is A Leapling...

...which means he was born on February 29th. I know most of you don't care...okay, nobody cares. I just needed a reason to post this picture of him with his new hair style...
Yes, that's an S-curl...here's an excerpt from Wikipedia on S-curls:
"S-curls were most popular among African-American men during the 1990's when many popular musicians such as Timbaland and the members of Dru-Hill wore the hairstyle. While no longer wildly popular, S-Curl products and competing products continue to be sold."

Foxy Brown Avoids Jail...

So Foxy Brown pleaded guilty to a probation violation and got off with a warning from the judge. If she violates her probation again she could be sentenced to a full year in prison. For more info go to Yahoo.
Umm...last time I checked, only actual celebrities received the star treatment when it came to our righteous judicial system. With that said...why isn't Foxy locked up? I can't figure out why she's so happy considering the fact that the thumb she's holding up represents the number of minutes she has left in her career.

Uh Ohhhh...

Lumidee is back. No I'm serious. No really, I'm serious. Take a minute to soak that up. Oh yeah, one more thing, she's rapping too. No I'm serious. No really, I'm serious. Okay here's proof...

I'm not sure which one is worse, the fact that Lumidee has a new rap song, or the fact that Lumidee has a new rap song featuring Tony Sunshine.

Lovie Gets A New Deal...

Smith agreed to a four-year, $22 million extension that will keep him with the Bears through the 2011 season. For more info go to ESPN.

Beyonce's New Video "Upgrade U"

For those of you who haven't seen it...