The Worst Tribute Song Ever...

...was recently recorded by the newest addition to the Los Angeles Lakers, Ron Artest.

You may not have known, may not remember, or maybe you just completely blocked it from your memory...but Ron Artest tried to pursue a rap career a few years back.

Fortunately, for the sake of mankind and all creatures with the ability to hear, a brave Hobbit came along and formed a fellowship, then they set out on a long ass mission to rid the world of the evil that is Ron Artest's music. After 10 hours and 3 DVDs the Hobbit finally made it to Mordor, where he took all of Ron's recordings and threw them into the fiery pits of Mount Doom...destroying them forever.

Unfortunately, the death of Michael Jackson was powerful enough to resurrect Ron Artest's desire to rap...

Ron Artest - Michael, Michael

*sigh*

Shaq, Kobe, Iverson, and now Artest...will NBA players ever be comfortable with getting paid millions of dollars to just dribble a ball?

Leave Ron Alone....

Ron Artest has been ordered to stay a 1000 yards from microphones and/or recording studios because of his atrocious hip-hop recordings...okay, not really. But, he has been ordered to stay at least 100 yards away from his wife and children until further notice. The order stems from a domestic dispute he had with his wife earlier this month. For more info go to ESPN.

Ron Artest Sells Another Record...

...bringing the total number of records he's sold to 4. Only in his dreams...actually Ron was arrested today for domestic violence, for more info go to ESPN.

They need to give the guy a break, I'd be beating the hell out everybody around me too if I rapped like him. No I'm serious, it's that bad...listen to it for yourself (not recommended).
Ron Artest - True Warrior