...was recently recorded by the newest addition to the Los Angeles Lakers, Ron Artest.You may not have known, may not remember, or maybe you just completely blocked it from your memory...but Ron Artest tried to pursue a rap career a few years back.
Fortunately, for the sake of mankind and all creatures with the ability to hear, a brave Hobbit came along and formed a fellowship, then they set out on a long ass mission to rid the world of the evil that is Ron Artest's music. After 10 hours and 3 DVDs the Hobbit finally made it to Mordor, where he took all of Ron's recordings and threw them into the fiery pits of Mount Doom...destroying them forever.
Unfortunately, the death of Michael Jackson was powerful enough to resurrect Ron Artest's desire to rap...
Ron Artest - Michael, Michael
*sigh*
Shaq, Kobe, Iverson, and now Artest...will NBA players ever be comfortable with getting paid millions of dollars to just dribble a ball?
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*open mouthed shock* wait a minute. the hook of that IS NOT "michael michael michael you my n*gga". Please tell me it's not true :(
I laughed my butt off when you told the LOTR tale about his music LOL but help me lord, I had no idea it would be that bad. Thank God for the ad that pops up on zshare after 30 seconds. (that was divine intervention cause that usually doesnt happen when you play a song) It saved my LIFE!
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