Under Her Umbrella-ella-ella-a-a-a...

By now I'm sure you've heard about and/or saw the Rhianna pics that were leaked this past Friday. Yep, she's joined Cassie in the whole "OMG my computer/cell phone was hacked" fiasco. Supposedly sex tapes are soon to follow...hell, even "Hoops" from the minstrel show, Flavor of Love has a sex tape that's about to be "leaked". While I'm definitely not complaining, I'm also not buying this whole "hacked computer/cell phone stolen pics" excuse. The way I see it there's only two possible scenarios...

1.) Ex-boyfriends are seeking revenge because they're jealous and/or spiteful.

Okay let's start with Cassie. She started off as Ryan Leslie's "artist", but I'm pretty sure that there was little more to their relationship than just making mediocre R&B songs. Anyway, the Cambodian breast milk drinkin', MAC lip gloss wearing, music mogul Diddy comes along and signs Cassie to Bad Boy, making her his number1 side piece at the same time. Ryan Leslie then goes on to make his album, which included some hits ("Diamond Girl" & "Addiction"), but ultimately flopped harder than Rajon Rondo does for fouls. So does a Debut Album Flop + A Music Mogul Taking Your Cookie = Spiteful Release of Ex-Artist/Girlfriend's Nude Photos??

Then there's Chris Brown. Well, we all know what happened between him and Rihanna...everyone from Oprah to SpongeBob SquarePants has done a special on it. So it's quite possible that in the midst of a potentially career ending trial and being labeled as a woman beater that Chris is looking to do a little damage to Rihanna in return.

2.) R&B Chicks Are Starting to Battle, kind of like a dance competition, except there isn't any dancing....only naked pics.

I really hope that this is what's going on. If this is the case, I'm just wondering how long the rest of these R&B chicks are gonna sit back and watch before their competitive nature kicks in. With that said, I've taken the time to list some of the R&B chicks that need to join this competition...ASAP.

Beyonce
Where yo boss at? Are you just gonna let these two young bucks take you out? I mean after all you are Sasha Fierce.

Keri Hilson
You're fading into the background...I think you need to get in on this. Showing a lil' butt cheek in a video isn't gonna cut it anymore.

Alicia Keys
What's up? You could bring a little bit of class to this naked pic battle. You know, take a few pics with a piano, a harp and few violins in the background.

Christina Milian
You should be ashamed of yourself for not doing this first. With the way your career has been going you should've started leakin' pics about 2 years ago. Now you're gonna have to do a Playboy spread and star in a movie with Mr. Marcus just to catch up with everybody else.

Keyshia Cole
Hello my future ghetto baby mama Ms. Cole, you know you could easily take all of these chicks out...one topless photo from you would shut these broads down.

Ciara
Hey didn't you just release an album? Ummm...Fantasy Ride, right? My guess is that its probably not selling too well. You know what you need to do.

Btw, Rhianna pics > Cassie pics.

Obviously these are NSFW, but if you haven't seen RiRi's pics click here.