He's No Daniel-san...

Wait for it....wait for it...


1st quote that comes to mind...
"POW!!" - Randy from Step Brothers.

2nd quote that comes to mind...
"Now use head for something other than target." - Mr. Miyagi from The Karate Kid.

Maybe he should try out for the chess team.

I'm pretty sure this kid could go without seeing another action film for the rest of his concussion filled life. It's a good thing Jean Claude Van Damme doesn't make movies anymore (at least movies that people watch), because this boy would have hella flashbacks if he watched any of them. Besides those gratuitous splits, all he ever did was kick the shit out of people.

Bonus:
Joe Esposito - You're The Best
Awww...he probably listened to this right before the match.

Throwback: Full Force - Ain't My Type of Hype...

Okay, let me start by saying that the 80's was the only decade that a man could wear what dude in the lower left hand corner has on and not automatically be considered homosexual. Click the pic to see it better. Movin' on...

Despite the fact that half of the group dressed like male strippers...

....Full Force is probably one of the most successful groups in pop, hip-hop and R&B music. I know what you're thinkng "ummm really? I really can't think of anything that they've done."

When I say successful, I'm not just speaking in terms of their own music/songs. A lot of people don't know that since their rise to fame in the 80's, Full Force has been working behind the scenes over the years writing, producing and providing background vocals for just about any and everybody. UTFO, Bob Dylan, Lil' Kim, Doctor Ice, Samantha Fox, Mayte (Prince's ex-wife), Patti LaBelle, Jasmine Guy, The Force M.D.s, Britney Spears, James Brown, Lisa Lisa and The Cult Jam, Backstreet Boys, La Toya Jackson, Selena, Roxanne Shanté, Rihanna and The Black Eyed Peas are just some of the people that they've worked with.

Full Force - Ain't My Type of Hype

I've been kickin' quite a bit lately. Not a whole lot, just more than usual (which is why I'm broke) and this song epitomizes that old school late 80's/early 90's party sound and feel. The fact that this was the song played during the infamous battle between Kid N' Play and Sydney and Sharane in House Party probably has a little something to do with it.

"Act your age not the size of those pants you wear, so tight....you look right"

I love this damn song for so many reasons...

1.) It makes me want to dance....and I don't dance (unless I've consumed large quantities of alcohol). I can only think of 3 reasons why you wouldn't want to do the Kid N' Play when you hear this: You've never seen House Party, you have no idea what the Kid N' Play is, or both.

2.) This reminds me of when me and the fellas used to have house parties. I'm talkin' tables full of liquor, pass out on the front lawn, break your mom's toilet, somebody's throwin' up type of house parties....good times. Shout out to Jay & Avri for the lettin' us get throwed at their cribs back in the day. Oh yeah, shout out to Tense for breakdancing all by yourself at Jay's house party.

3.) It's happy, feel good music. This came out around the time when most of the music, particularly rap, was geared toward one extreme or another. You had feel good, positive party rap....then you had hardcore, gangster, fuck the police rap. Anything in-between was hard to come by.

Bonus:
Kid N' Play - Ain't Gonna Hurt Nobody

See this is the attitude people need to have when they go out...ain't gonna hurt nobody, we're just dancing yall. If you have that much anger and aggression that you feel the need to go to the club with an attitude, screw faced lookin' for a fight, you need to go be a cage fighter. That way you would just cut out all of the extra shit and get straight to the fighting. Huh? What did you say? You're not that angry? You're just a lame and you'd get your ass beat...sounds about right.

4.) It reminds me of when I had a crooked ass hi-top fade. No matter what barber I went to, they could never get it straight....kind of like my linin' is now. Oh well.

Btw I'll add a pic of me when I was 11 yrs old with a bogus ass box to this part of the post as soon as I find one.

Random Quote: Nia Long...

Damn...Nia muhf%@kin Long! I swear this is my OBM...original baby momma. Her fine ass was recently interviewed by UK based, Pride magazine and was asked what she thought about Beyonce Knowles' performance in Obsessed. Her response...

"I didn’t see Obsessed, so I can’t comment, but it’s just not about how talented you are anymore. It’s about, 'How much box-office revenue will this person generate?' When you see certain people – we won’t name names – they just don’t have the skill, and no one in their team has said, 'You need acting classes,'.

If you’re a singer not an actress, you should sing. If you’re a rapper, you should rap...if you take time to develop your craft, God bless you. Jamie Foxx is an example of both [actor and singer].”

I knew there was a somethin' about her (besides the fact that she's fine) that I loved. No need for me to beat a dead horse...I've already said it here, here and here that Beyonce can't act for shit. Everybody gives her a pass because either they're a stan or they're in the industry and don't want to rub the Knowles Mafia the wrong way.

I already know the Beyonce stans are going to say that Nia's bitter or "hatin'" because she hasn't been in any films lately. I really don't think that's the case....I think she just answered the question honestly. Beyonce is a talented singer, but if you stans would look past the lace front wigs for one second you'd see that she's a terrible actress.

Bonus:
Toni Tony Tone - Just Me & You
Wtf does this song have to do with Nia Long? Remember they played this in the background in Boyz N' Tha Hood when Trey was tryin' to talk Brandy into givin' him some ass?


...his reasoning skills were fuckin' terrible.

Trey on the debate team = FAIL

New Fabolous, Amerie, Slaughterhouse, Trey Songz, The Roots...

Fabolous - Throw It In The Bag Ft. Drake
This is 10x better than the original version. I know that's not sayin' much...but still.

Amerie - Why R U Remix Ft. Nas, Jadakiss, Rick Ross & Cain
Bless her fine little heart....she's still tryin'.

Slaughterhouse - Cuckoo
I'm takin' it old school and buying this album from an actual brick and mortar store...August 11th I will be at Best Buy.

Trey Songz - Best I Ever Had Remix
I like this, but I really hope this is the last time anybody does a remix of this song.

The Roots - How I Got Over
It's The Roots....need I say more?

KiD CuDi - Make Her Say...

Okay, initially I didn't really care for Mr. CuDi because outside of "Day N' Nite" I hadn't heard anything else by him that I actually liked. But ever since he dropped this song my opinion has changed...I like this direction, so keep it movin' Cudi.

"but they say you be on that conscious tip/ get your head right and get up on this conscious dick" - Common

Just in case you don't already have it...
KiD CuDi - I Poke Her Face Ft. Common & Kanye West

Bonus:
Lady Gaga - Poker Face
Btw her album is pretty dope.