Sham...Wow!...

Last month Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow pitchman, was lookin' to get his sham wowed so he hired a hooker down in Miami Beach. Once they got back to his hotel, he began to kiss her and that's when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

Since the blood thirsty psycho tongue biting whore wouldn't let go, he began punching her several times until she released his tongue. Both were arrested for felony battery, but prosecutors dropped the case.

I found this is hilarious for 2 reasons:

1.) He hires a hooker and what's the 1st thing he wants to do once they get back to his hotel room? Kiss her...on the mouth.

2.) The fact that he was already known as "the ShaWow guy" was bad enough. Now he'll be known as "the ShamWow guy who damn near got his face bitten off by a rabid hooker."

To many people it may seem like she was offended by his attempt to kiss her. She was probably thinking "Aww Hell Naw! I don't know where your mouth has been!!!" I mean what kind of woman does he think she is? Just because she's a prostitute that doesn't mean she goes around kissing random strangers?

But, I've come to the conclusion that this was a clear case of revenge. Revenge for all of the gullible consumers across the US who have given in to that late night temptation to purchase something from an infomercial.

If you don't know where I'm going with this, first thing you need to know is what the ShamWow is...


Okay, now we can assume that prostitutes (the good ones) encounter quite a bit of liquid throughout their careers. I think this whore invested in a few ShamWows and they just didn't live up to the hype. Hence, fate fixed it so that she could run into Mr. Shlomi and....

Hip-Hop Is...

...alive and healthy as hell. You'd know that if you turned off that wack ass radio and actually listened to somethin' besides the top 8 at 8, or 10 at 10. I hate the radio...FM that is, I'm at the point where I only listen to AM stations, talk and sports radio are the shit. Anyway, simple equation:

Joell Ortiz + Crooked I + Royce Da 5'9" + Joe Budden = Slaughterhouse

I know for some of you a group made up of the names above may not bring upon an extreme feeling of excitement. I know that it didn't for me initially. That was before I actually listened to them...these guys are the equivalent of a Hip-Hop Voltron. You may not feel some of them as solo artist (I've been sound asleep on Crooked I, I'm awake now), but combined it's hard to deny Slaughterhouse is the lyrical juggernaut that the games been missing...

Slaughterhouse - Move On
Video below...

Slaughterhouse Ft. Nino Bless - Slaughterhouse Remix

Slaughterhouse - Fight Club

Shout out to Dejuan for puttin' me on...

New DJ Class, Q-Tip, Nickelus F...

I meant to post these last week. Oh well, you'll get over it...

DJ Class Ft. Kanye West - I'm The Shit Remix
DJ who?...

Q-Tip Ft. Kanye & Consequence - We Fight/We Love Remix
Q-Tips album was actually pretty good...wayyy better than Amplified.

Nickelus F - Great Set of Teeth
I've been a fan of Nick since Drake's 1st mixtape, Room For Improvement.

Throwback: Candyman - Knockin' Boots...

"....huggin' and tuggin' and rubbin' lovin' it all/ havin' a ball"

"....I don't wanna sit down/I just wanna get down"

"....knockin' while I'm hip-hoppin'/many people say my lyrics are shockin' "

Candyman - Knockin' Boots

Aahhh yes, with shockin' lyrics like those it's a wonder why we were only blessed with one hit single from Candyman.

Have you been losin' sleep over the fact that you've been deprived of more mind blowin' material from the Man of Candy? Well, if you happened to be anywhere other than Candyman's studio in 2000, you might've missed the fact that he dropped a comeback album, Knockin' Boots 2001: A Sex Odyssey. The album featured a remix of his 1990 hit single, "Knockin' Boots," as well as some spankin' new material , including the hidden gems, "Tennis Shoe Pimpin', " "Sumpthin' About U" and " Mashin'."

Hey, what do you call a black man with a hi-top fade, 2 parts on the right side of his head, a braided tail in the back of his head, a turquoise fanny pack and overalls?

Candyman...

GLC Ft. Kanye West - Big Screen...

"Baby girl you're dangerous, everybody knows that you love those lights..."

I love this song.

It's Too Late To Poligize...

The Michelin Man aka Timbaland is suing his record label, Blackground Records, for being haters. He claims that they're jealous of his success as a producer/performer. He's accusing them of contacting other labels to tell them not to hire him and of cheating him out of money. Mich Man wants to be released from his contract plus monetary damages.

I could care less about any of this. I just wanted to point out the fact that it is possible to have fat muscles. It's a disorder called muscular obesity.

Okay no it's not, I just made that up...but it sounds believable.

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This Church Ain't Hatin'...

They've taken the whole "come as you are..." saying to another level.

Electrik Red Ft. Lil' Wayne - So Good Remix...

Remix? I've never heard the original. Well, then again I've never heard of these chicks, but they're supposed to be Def Jam's next big thing. At least that's what they think, when interviewed by VIBE Magazine they said...

"Together, we're a really ridiculous force of feminine juice that's ready to be squeezed all over the industry. And you're not gonna be able to stop it, whether you spit or swallow."

Ummm...there's so many places I could go with that quote.

Electrik Red Ft. Lil' Wayne - So Good Remix

The Pussycat Dolls Electrik Red's debut album, How To Be A Lady: Vol 1, which was written and produced by The-Dream and Tricky Stewart, drops April 21st.

Oh yeah, Sarah Rosete (the 2nd from the left) is a dancer whose been in a lot of videos...

Daddy Yankee “Rompe”

Santana “Wait"

Juelz Santana - "Oh yes / Clock work"

Black Eyed Peas “My Humps”

Pretty Ricky “Grind with me”

Massari "Be Easy"

Ying Yang Twins “Wait”

Smitty - "Diamonds on my neck"

Usher - "Caught up"

Usher ft Alicia Keys “My Boo”

Omarion "Bounce"

Tamia “Questions”

Usher “Yeah”

Missy Elliot “Pass the Dutch”

Wyclef “Party to Damascas”

Shaggy “Hey Sexy Lady”

Usher “You Don’t Have To Call”

P Diddy “Diddy”

Mary J. Blige “Family Affair”

DMX & Sisqo “What You Really Want”

Jay-Z “Big Pimpin”

and I still don't recognize her...

Kim Kardashian Covers Complex...

Kanye was on one side of the April/May issue of Complex and here we have Ms. Kardashian on the other side.

Besides being thick as hell...what does she do? I know she owns a boutique out in Cali, made an extremely boring porno with Ray-J and she's dating Reggie Bush. Despite all of that, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that being thick as hell is what keeps her in the limelight.

This photo shoot was about a quarter past wack though... more pics after the jump.

New GLC, Ludacris, Fat Joe, Juelz Santana...

GLC Ft. Kanye West & T-Pain - Flight School
GLC is 2 for 2 now...1st "Big Screen" now this.

Ludacris & Shawnna - Everybody Drunk As Fuck
Just what the summer ordered...off of the joint album Battle of The Sexes.

Fat Joe - Magnificent (rappin' over RoboRoss' beat)
Joe's music is kind of like Luther's curl...his music never really...

Juelz Santana - Shake Your Ass For Daddy
Juelz...call Cam, seriously. You need him.

When It All Falls Down...

Damon Dash's wife of 4 years, Rachel Roy, has filed for divorce according to the NY Daily News. An electronic record of the case says the divorce is for "non-monetary relief" and should be resolved by February. Not much else has been released regarding the split.


Damn Dame...rethinking that whole "I'm gonna make Cam'ron the president of Roc-a-fella while Jay's on vacation thing..." huh?

I kind of feel bad for you, you're like the "bizarro" Jay-Z...everything in your life is the complete opposite of Jay's, lets see...


1.) Jay's worth around $600 million > you owe $2 million in state taxes.

2.) Jay released the S. Carter's > you invested in Pro-Keds.

3.) Jay got Kanye from you > you got Jim Jones from Cam'ron.

4.) Jay married Beyonce about a 1yr ago > you're getting divorced around his 1yr anniversary (April 4th).

5.) Jay has a $150 million deal with Live Nation > you're the head of Dame Dash Music Group.

6.) Jay co-owns the 40/40 club > a bank has started foreclosure proceedings on your two Tribeca condos.

7.) Jay-Z is a part-owner of the New Jersey Nets > f*ck it, I quit...this is downright depressing. I'm sorry Dame...

Keri Hilson - Knock You Down...

...featuring Kanye West & Ne-Yo.

The 1:43 mark damn near knocked me down.

Kanye Covers Complex...

In the upcoming April/May issue of Complex Ye' talks about his aspirations to be legendary designer, the gay accusations, missing his mom, relationships and the recession. Yep, the economy is also taking a toll on Mr. West. When asked if the recession has affected him, Ye' responded...

"Yeah, I try to avoid it overly affecting me. But some shit has happened, like Best Buy was supposed to [shoot and produce] the tour DVD and they pulled out of it. I definitely got hit with that, because not shooting it was not an option, so I had to pay for it."

I know...you're torn. Now you have to choose.

Send 15 cent to Kanye or the little African kid with the fly sleepin' on his left eyeball? It's a toss up for me, I'm thinkin 10 cent for Ye' and 5 cent for the African kid. What? It's not like the African kid has a tour DVD to make.

He has to be kidding. Sorry Ye', I don't think you're gonna find too many people who are gonna feel your pain. He would've been better off just sayin', "Nope...I'm truly blessed."

To read the entire interview head over to Complex.

901 Might Have A Chance...

...simply because it looks and sounds like a legitimate brand of liquor.

If you haven't heard, Justin Timberlake is releasing a new brand of tequila, by the name of 901. The triple-distilled tequila is named after the area code of his hometown, Memphis, TN.

The brand is expected to hit stores in New York, Los Angeles, Las Vegas and St. Louis in May (D tell the fellas all about it). The bottle of 901 pictured above will cost you $40.

Entertainers please take note. If you want to release any type of beverage, alcoholic or non-alcoholic, make sure the name and design isn't overtly associated with your name or any of your albums, songs, movies or crew affiliations.

He could've named it "SexyBack," "N'Synquila," "Timberlake Tequila" or some other dumb ass name, but fortunately he didn't take advice from any of the following celebrities...

Nelly's "Pimp Juice" - Really? I know that was the name of your single, but the name is just ignorant and it just sounds nasty. I mean that's like naming a flavor of ice cream, "Whore Cream"....try serving that with cake at a 10yr old's Birthday party.

E-40's "40 Water" - Forget the name, I wanna know who in the hell keeps financing these E-40 ventures? First it was the clothing line BOFF, then "40 Water"?!? Two things...
1.) Who in the hell wants to dress like him?
2.) "vital to a healthy lifestyle" is how 40 Water is described. Riiiight, who doesn't associate E-40 with healthy living? They go hand and hand, he's in great shape.

Donald Trump's "Trump Super Premium Vodka" - So that's the formula? name + adjective + adjective + product = product name. Okay, Doza Super Dope Blog....

Master P's "King of Energy" - Huh? This sounds like a reality show for adrenaline junkies. His ass should've learned from them damn sneakers.

Russell Simmons' "Def Con 3" - Yeah, we get it, "Def Con"..."Def Jam"...try "Def initely not going to sell."

Random Pics: Amber Rose...

"I'm trippin', I'm caught up in the moment right? / cuz it's Louis Vuitton Don Night / so we gonna do everything that Kon like / I heard they do anything for a Klondike / well I'd do anything for a blond dyke..."
- Kanye West "Stronger"

Ye' was dead serious.

Few more pics after the jump.

New Big Pooh, Rhymefest...

Rapper Big Pooh - The Comeback
This is the lead single off of his upcoming solo album, Delightful Bars.

Rapper Big Pooh - Radio
...and this is the b-side.

Rhymefest Ft. Queen Latifah - Goin' In
Queen Latifah!?!...hopefully my prayers have been answered and a new Flava Unit album is in the works!!! (If you couldn't tell that was sarcasm)

Random Quote: Jay-Z...

Best Life Magazine recently did a pretty lengthy article/interview with Mr. Carter. The article covered a lot of ground and while there weren't any groundbreaking revelations, it's still a good read. The article concludes with Jay's 6 principles for living the best life...

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Go to Best Life online to read the entire article.

88-Keys Ft. Kanye West - Stay Up! (Viagra)

The Death of Adam was an amazing album. I don't think I can say that enough.

Throwback: Craig Mack - Flava In Ya Ear (Remix)

Hands down, one of the dopest remixes ever...

Craig Mack Ft. Notorious B.I.G., LL Cool J, Busta Rhymes & Rampage - Flava In Ya Ear (Remix)

...but if they did a "Where Are They Now?" story on everybody on this track it would be kind of depressing. Think about it...

Biggie - He's dead.

LL Cool J - He's alive, but his rap career is dead. Oh, I almost forgot he has a clothing line, The Todd Smith Collection, which can be found in the upscale aisles of Sears. Ummm...that's not a plus. Have you seen that shit? It's basically a bunch of t-shirts with his signature, glitter, skulls, rhinestones, tigers and random wings all over it.

Busta Rhymes - Everbody's heard of a 1 hit wonder, well he's more like a 100 hit wonder and I don't mean that in a good way. This guy's music is pretty consistent, he's did a track with just about anybody you can name in hip-hop, he has a decent discography and a ton of commercial/club hits, but he's never mentioned in anybody's top 10, let alone top 5 list of rappers dead or alive. Remember Wooh-Hah I Got You All In Check? Put Your Hands Where My Eyes Can See? Gimme Some More? What's It Gonna Be (the one w/Janet)? Make It Clap? Pass The Courvoisier? Touch It? Arab Money?....

Rampage - Really? Do I even need to go into detail?

Craig Mack - To be honest, I don't know what the hell Craig Mack is doing right now. But I do know one thing though, forget about Jessica Simpson, Diddy, Vanessa Williams and Alicia Keys. If Craig Mack was in a Proactive commercial with clear skin I'd buy stock in that shit. Hey Proactive people, go clear his face up and watch your sales go through the roof.

RoboRoss Covers XXL...

In the May issue of XXL Officer Ricky talks about the 50 Cent beef, slangin' whiskey with Al Capone, being a hitman for the Corleone family, saving Princess Toad and his law enforcement career. Here's what he had to say about denying his job as a correctional officer...

“Me not answering or addressing that situation has nothing to do with my career. I’ve accomplished enough, and I’ve made enough money for me to be good… Yes, it was me in those pictures. But I’ma tell you this. Me taking that job, I was doing my job. You understand what I mean?”

No, we don't understand what you mean. Why didn't you just say that from jump. I know why, because you're a walking vessel of gravy...that's why.

For a preview of the interview go to XXL.

Colin Munroe - Last Cause (88-Keys Remix)

It's been pretty much hit or miss for me when it comes to Mr. Monroe. I liked his remake of Kanye's "Flashing Lights" , but I wasn't a big fan of his mixtape, Colin Munroe Is The Unsung Hero. Well, 88-Keys went and remixed one of the tracks off of that mixtape and it's definitely an improvement.

Colin Munroe Ft. 88-Keys - Last Cause (88-Keys Cause N' Effect Remix)

This version is 10x > the original version. Shout out to D for puttin' me on to this remix.

Bonus:
Colin Munroe Ft. Drake - Cannon Ball

The New iPod Shuffle...

...sucks. Apple just introduced the "new" shuffle today. Wanna know what's different about it? If you recall the biggest drawback of the shuffle was the fact that it didn't have a screen on it, only controls. So what did Apple do? Add a screen? Nope. Even better...they removed the controls!

Where are the controls you might ask? They're on the most logical place possible...the headphones. Yep, I mean it's not like if you lose/break your headphones you won't be able to control your iPod. Wait, that's exactly the case.

They actually paid someone to design this? For more pics and info go to Apple.com.

Random Quote: Lil' Kim...

Lil' Kim was recently interviewed by Rap Radar and she talked about her continual effort to make herself look like a fresh piece of shit.

When asked, "If Biggie were alive, do you think he would’ve been pleased with the film (referring to Notorious)? "

Check out her "I see dead people" response after the jump...

"I’m a very spiritual person and he’s come to me many of times in my dreams. But, I don’t think he’s happy at all, at all! Because Ms. Wallace doesn’t know Biggie at all and she barley knows Christopher, if you know what I mean. At all! And I was around. Even before he blew up so crazy, so I know how he felt about his mom. And Biggie was so much more than what they put him out to be in that movie. And to be honest with you, I know for a fact he’s not happy. He’s not satisfied at all. At all. And regardless of the fact, everybody who is involved in this movie, he has love for. Everybody. But at the end of the day, he knows who’s who and what’s what. Believe that. And let me tell you something, the way he’s feeling is going to come out. Like, trust me. Everything is going to come out later. You’re going to see who he really loved and the ones that’s standing up for him the right way is the ones representing him the right way."

He comes to her in her dreams and tells her all of this? Really?...she can't be serious. Hey Kim you wanna know why he comes to you in your dreams?....It's because it's a Fuckin' DREAM!

In your dreams...Rick James could bust thru your front door, butt ass naked on a unicorn singing "Give It To Me Baby". FYI, that doesn't mean Rick is "coming to you" or sending you a hidden message about his disapproval of his VH1 Behind The Music special.

At this point, I don't even think Lil' Kim is still alive. I think she died during her 22nd plastic surgery procedure and a little Asian lady is walkin' around pretending to be Lil' Kim.

For the entire interview go to RapRadar.com.

New Slim Thug, Young Dro, Cam'ron, Twista...

This is for all my hood niccas that take they white tees to the cleaners and rock leather Pelle Pelle coats in the club...

Slim Thug - Fuck You

He's pissed...poor guy, he needs a cup of syrup.

Young Dro - Clean Wit It
"Meet me at the club...it's goin' down!" Oops, that was the other "Young" guy from the ATL.

Cam'ron - Cookies & Apple Juice
Wtf is he talkin' about?

Twista Ft. The Game - No Love
West side of the Chi meets the West Coast.

iLLaNoise Presents: Revenge of The Backpacks...

Lollipops, sribes, throw-ups, uprock, swipes, 90s, beachballs, "The Point", taggin', bombin', toy, backpacker....if any of those words ring a bell then this mixtape is 60 mins of pure nostalgia.

If you have absolutely no clue as to what I'm talkin' about, but you're a fan of Lupe, Kanye, Murs, 88-Keys, Wale, Charles Hamilton, Little Brother, Pac Div, Saigon, Joe Buddens, Mickey Factz, Blu, The Cool Kids....then this is a 60 min history lesson that you need to take ASAP. This is classic 90's hip-hop...point, blank, period.

Download link, tracklist and a word from iLLa after the jump...

iLLaNoise Presents: Revenge of The Backpacks Vol. 1

"Over the summer, I was on the decks at the Leaders 1354 block party, and every Lupe song I threw on the majority of the crowd knew, but looked dumbfounded when I went back to Nas illmatic (Needless to say they were younger)... That gave me the motivation for the mixtape! Can't know where ya goin til you know where you been, so I dug deep in the crates for some of the best hip hop joints that came out in the 90's... This is some real nostalgic shit right here, and gives me a great feeling, I just hope it does the same for you."

"Shouts to Pugzly Atomz (Nacrobats), Phil G, Que Billah, Ivy League, Raashid Haydee of Prime Meridean for the love, and Mikkey Halsted's DJ, DJ Toure for the assistance! - iLLaNOise Out :: iLLaNOise.net"

Track 1 Revenge Intro

Track 2 East Flatbush Project "Tried By 12"

Track 3 Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka Intro

Track 4 Fab 5 "Leflaur Leflah Eshkoshka"

Track 5 Fab 5 09' "Go IL USA (Circa 96')"

Track 6 Crooklyn Dodgers "Crooklyn"

Track 7 Crooklyn Dodgers "Return of the Crooklyn Dodgers"

Track 8 Group Home "Super Star"

Track 9 Group Home "Living Proof"

Track 10 Red Hot Lover Tone "My Peeps"

Track 11 Black Moon "Who Got Da Props Remix"

Track 12 Grand Puba "I Like It"

Track 13 iLLaNOise & Phil G "Electric Infatuation"

Track 14 Tribe "Electric Relaxation"

Track 15 O.C "Times Up"

Track 16 Show Biz A.G "Next Level"

Track 17 Nas "World Is Yours Remix"

Track 18 Mos Def "Universal Magnetic"

Track 19 Onxy "Last Dayz"

Track 20 Gza "Shadowboxing"

Track 21 All City "The Actual"

Track 22 Alcholiks "Likwit"

Track 23 Pugz feat. Rashid Hadee and Primeridian"Hey Yall (Ego Trippin Rmx)"

Track 24 Black Moon "Buck Em Down Rmx Break"

Track 25 Pete Rock & CL Smooth "One In A Million"

Track 26 Bush Babies "Like That Yall / Love Song"

Track 27 Common "Take It Eazy Jazz Interlude w/ iLLaNOise"

Track 28 The Roots "Proceed"

Track 29 The Roots "Proceed Pt 3"

Track 30 The Roots "What They Do Break"

Track 31 Gangstarr "Question Remains / Mass Appeal"

Track 32 Mobb Deep "Hell On Earth Intro"

Track 33 Mobb Deep "Drink Ya Pain Away"

Track 34 Mos Def, Tash, Q Tip "Body Rock"

Track 35 Project Mayhem "Microphone Master Remix"

Track 36 Last Boy Scout w/ Busta Rhymes "Wild For The Night"

Track 37 Busta Rhymes "Remains Raw"

Track 38 Redman "It's Like That (Big Brother)"

Track 39 Lost Boyz "Beast From The East"

The-Dream - Rockin' That Thang Remix...

...featuring Juelz, Fabolous, Ludacris and RoboRoss.
Is it me or does The-Dream look like Teddy Ruxpin?

The-Dream - Rockin' That Thang Remix

The-Dream - Rockin' That Shit

The-Dream - Put It Down
Ummm...his lyrics are becoming very
R. Kellyish, "I'm all up on you like a white tee on a thug..."

New Keri Hilson...

To be honest, I haven't listened to one song that this woman has made. Including the ones below. I have no clue how she sounds and it doesn't matter...she could be a damn mime. Okay, that would be a little weird, but I would still...

Keri Hilson Ft. Kanye West & Ne-Yo - Knock You Down

Keri Hilson Ft. T-Pain & Lil' Wayne - Turnin' Me On [Remix] (Produced by Polow Da Don)

Btw, if you listen to what Keri's sayin' on "Turnin' Me On" she's goin hard at Beyonce and Ciara some other R&B chicks.

88-Keys - Adam's Case Files (The Mixtape)

If you haven't heard 88-Keys' album, The Death of Adam, you're missing out...it was one of the best albums of 2008. The Death of Adam was an amazing concept album and the best that I've ever heard. But some people may have missed the fact that 88-Keys released a mixtape, Adam's Case File, that served as a prequel to the album. I've had it for quite some time but just listened to it from beginning to end last night...and it's just as dope as his album.

Btw, if you prefer to hear music that only talks about smokin', drinkin', killin', rims, ice and same ol' rap rhetoric then you need to birdwalk you ass over to another blog.

"If I don't like it, I don't like it, that don't mean that I'm hatin'" - Common

Tracklist and link after the jump...

88-Keys - Adam's Case Files (The Mixtape)

Throwback: Aaron Hall - Don't Be Afraid...

Aaron Hall is a damn psychopath. Remember "Don't Be Afraid"? Well, it popped up while I had my iPod on shuffle the other day. Yes, I have it on my iPod...the 90's kicked ass. Movin' on, I actually paid attention to the lyrics and discovered this man had/has some serious issues. You probably haven't heard it in while so let me refresh your memory. Here's the lyrics to the first verse:

"Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my Lord my soul to keep/ If I should die before I wake, I pray my Lord my soul to take/ you be sayin' "daddy" to me, boy please don't hurt me/ this is my first experience baby, make it feel alright don't worry baby..."

Yep...he began a song about a woman's first time having sex with the very same prayer that you learned to say at bedtime when you were 5 yrs old. I'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that saying any type of prayer right before you take a woman's virginity would fall into the category of "mood killer".

While the first verse is weird, it's the second verse that's completely disturbing.

Second verse after the jump...

"Now I have you all to myself, you can put all the other guys up on the shelf/ no need to run, no need to hide/ all the doors are locked baby and I have you inside/ you can yell and you can hit me/ its just making me horny/ ain't nothing but a love thing baby between me and you/ so just give in baby, don't worry bout a thang..."

So it appears, as I predicted, that his virginal tender roni was indeed turned off by his impromptu prayer and has made an unsuccessful attempt to escape the evil clutches of Mr. Hall. After that verse, it seems as though she just gave up and gave him some, and once they were done he simply told her to "rest yo head on my tattoo chest, I know it feels real good..."

Btw, there were 2 different versions of "Don't Be Afraid" on his album The Truth...the "Jazz You Up Version" and the "Sex You Down Some Mo' Version". I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried.

Damn Coolio...

I know I'm late but this is hilarious...

Coolio was recently performing in Stoke-on-Trent, England. Yeah, the fact that he still performs and people come to see him is funny in itself, but that's not it. At some point, he decided to stage dive into the crowd. Why? because Gangsta's Paradise gets everybody's adrenaline pumpin', that's why. Unfortunately, the audience parted like the Red Sea and Coolio faceplanted the floor. It gets better, the crowd then reportedly mobbed him, stealing his bandana, jewelry and shoes before he could be rescued by the venue's security team.

Couple of things...
1.) What the hell was he performing? Gangsta's Paradise? Fantastic Voyage? He must have a shitload of remixes for those songs because that's about 6 mins total.

2.) What could Coolio possibly have on him that anybody would want? I'll take a wild guess as to what he had in his pockets: a pack of Nicorette gum, 2 lemon-lime Now-a-Laters, a $1.47 in change, a spare badanna (for emergencies), a white owl and a suicide note.

Update: Well it appears you can add crack to the list of things in Coolio's pockets.

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T.I. Covers Vibe...

March 29th 27th is right around the corner...that's when TIP goes before an Atlanta, Georgia judge and he’ll officially be sentenced to jail. Mr. Harris will spend a year and one day behind bars after pleading guilty to possession of unregistered weapons.

Kid CuDi - The Sky Might Fall...

Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is about Kid CuDi. He's alright, but I haven't heard anything amazing from him. So why the hell am I posting this? Well this track is from the new Transformers 2 trailer and it compliments the trailer really well. So I went and downloaded the song and realized that it compliments the preview really well...yeah, that's it. The song by itself, minus the imagery of explosions and gigantic robots beating the shit out of each other...sucks. Enjoy.

Update: I guess CuDi felt the same way I did about the song, so he created the trailer on his own...in other words it's not official.

Kid CuDi - The Sky Might Fall (Prod. by Kanye)

Bonus:
88-Keys Ft. Kid CuDi - Wasting My Minutes

Check out the Tranformers 2 preview after the jump if you haven't seen it already.

That's What U On Christina?...

You just gonna walk out the house like that?

It was just weeks ago when I was talking about how this chick was irrelevant in terms of entertainment, but the fact that she's fine keeps her clock ticking past the 15min mark. Then she tuns around and walks out the house looking like you could find her at a truck stop on the interstate between the hours of 1 and 5am.

Above is the after, see the before after the jump.

These are from her recent spread in King Magazine...

Kanye West - Live From Vh1 Storytellers

This is the live album version of Kanye's VH1 Storytellers performance that aired this past Staurday.

If you're a fan of Kanye's music this show was amazing. If you're not a fan of Kanye's music this show was amazing. Whether you like him or not Ye' "goes hard"...

Tracklist and download link after the jump.

Kanye West - Live From Vh1 Storytellers

1. See You In My Nightmares
2. Robocop
3. Flashing Lights
4. Amazing
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Random Quote: Rosario Dawson...

Rosario Dawson was recently interviewed by TMagazine (which is the New York Times' Style Magazine) and she talks about some of the roles she's played, her family and sex...

“My mom told me so much about sex at an early age that she scared me: I didn’t have sex until was 20. I got into trouble at school because one of my friends said, ‘‘Lesbians do it with straws.’’ I said, ‘‘I can tell you how lesbians do it, and there are no straws involved!’’ But I think all that talk of sex put me off. The first time I had it, I think it was in a head-to-toe rubber. I was terrified of getting pregnant. My mom was planning to get an abortion when she was pregnant with me."

"She was at the clinic waiting for her appointment and she felt me move in her stomach. I always tell her it was probably gas. I thank God for gas.”

She's amazing. If I ever met her I'd probably choke up and go into Ron Burgundy - Anchorman mode and say something stupid like, "You have... an absolutely breathtaking hiney. I mean that thing is good. I wanna be friends with it."

Go to TMagazine (New York Times) to read the entire interview.