Tuesday, March 24, 2009

When It All Falls Down...

Damon Dash's wife of 4 years, Rachel Roy, has filed for divorce according to the NY Daily News. An electronic record of the case says the divorce is for "non-monetary relief" and should be resolved by February. Not much else has been released regarding the split.


Damn Dame...rethinking that whole "I'm gonna make Cam'ron the president of Roc-a-fella while Jay's on vacation thing..." huh?

I kind of feel bad for you, you're like the "bizarro" Jay-Z...everything in your life is the complete opposite of Jay's, lets see...


1.) Jay's worth around $600 million > you owe $2 million in state taxes.

2.) Jay released the S. Carter's > you invested in Pro-Keds.

3.) Jay got Kanye from you > you got Jim Jones from Cam'ron.

4.) Jay married Beyonce about a 1yr ago > you're getting divorced around his 1yr anniversary (April 4th).

5.) Jay has a $150 million deal with Live Nation > you're the head of Dame Dash Music Group.

6.) Jay co-owns the 40/40 club > a bank has started foreclosure proceedings on your two Tribeca condos.

7.) Jay-Z is a part-owner of the New Jersey Nets > f*ck it, I quit...this is downright depressing. I'm sorry Dame...

2 comments:

Mr. 1derful said...

LMFAO! Now this is just downright disrespectful!
*Dame at Rachel {In best Clarence Williams III voiceover}*

"DON'T I KEEP THE HEAT ON!?!?!"

Doza said...

*Rachel at Dame*

"NO, I do. You've sold 3 pairs of Pro-Keds in 2 yrs...we can't eat off of that!!!"