Ray Jr. - She Said (Don't Cum In Me)...

I discovered this musical gem a while back when I wasn't blogging and promised myself I would post it as soon as I started back...


Aww such a beautiful ode to the oldest form of birth control, pulling out. Ancient Greeks called it Exodus Vaginamous, okay not really, I just had to channel my inner Ron Burgundy for that one.

Moving on, lets revisit some notable lyrics...
"Naw it ain't over/ we just gettin' started/ love to hear that nookie fartin/ she just starvin' for this beef'"

"Grab that chair, toss them sheets/ rub them balls, pull that meat/ I can't lie baby I'm a freak/ them pills I popped I could fuck all week"

Then there's the hook...
"You bet not cum in me, you got to pull out/ it's feeling so good but I ain't trying to have no kids now/ don't cum in me, don't cum in me-ehhhh, don't cum in me, don't cum in me-ehhhh"

That's right! Ladies throw away those pills, fellas toss those condoms in the trash….there’s no need for modern day contraceptives. We’ve been wasting all this time trying to develop measures to prevent unwanted pregnancy, while Ray Jr. and Erika Kayne have known the answer all along. Ladies if you don’t want to get pregnant, just follow this simple step:

The Break Up...

...is the latest mixtape from my brother Jay iLLa. Usually I'd give you a heads up on what it's about, but he's already done that...

Download: iLLaNOise Presents "The Break Up"

“The Break Up” is the follow up to “Love Is” the last mixtape released Valentines Day 2011… These 2 projects tell a story of how relationships tend to work – from the beginning romance to the nasty endings. And, my goal was to provide that feeling throughout – using R&B, Hip Hop, & Soul….

Random Tweet: Tyrese...

.....hey man, go sing on a bus or shoot at some damn Decepticons.

Adele - Someone Like You (Live)...

You've probably seen this by now...and I don't give a shit if you have, watch it again. Why? Because I love this woman. This is what I think every time I hear her sing…

If she didn’t smoke I’d try to wife Adele. She’s been added to my list of heavy set women I’d love to wrestle….naked. I swear my dream Royal Rumble would include me, Adele, Jill Scott, Chrisette Michele, a custom made double king size bed, 2 gallons of chocolate syrup and one honey glazed ham. I may not come out alive…but I’m sure I’d die a happy man.

Btw I'm sure you can find Adele's live acoustic version of "Someone Like You" >> somewhere << on the internet.

Koren Shadmi...

...is a pretty dope illustrator. While his artwork isn't technically mind-blowing, I think the concepts behind the artwork are nothing short of exceptional. I'm a former comic book nerd and artist, so I have a strong interest in this stuff. 

Check out Koren's portfolio over at www.korenshadmi.com.

Luey P. Newton - David Ruffin...

I know this song is old, but rarely do you run across a song that makes you want to down a glass of cognac and then go slightly harder on these hoes.

This is that song...


Download: Luey P. Newton - David Ruffin
Shout out to D for putting me on to this track.

For you those of you who have no idea who David Ruffin is, stop everything you're doing and go watch The Temptations movie...or just watch this clip. There's no doubt in my mind that David Ruffin was "cold on them hoes"...no surprises there. But I doubt if his pimp hand was as fast as one of the greatest pimps in the history of pimpin'....

Random Quote: Bill Cosby...

About 2 weeks ago, Russell Simmons ran into Bill Cosby at the Jackie Robinson Annual Awards Dinner at the Waldorf-Astoria and expressed his admiration for the comedian. Russell told Bill "I love you" and Bill responded by saying....

"Get the fuck out my face."

....yep, that's all folks. Ain't no punchline to that shit.


Heathcliff was obviously pissed off. Word is, sales in Jell-O pudding pops have declined dramatically since the 80's and he's lost a shitload of money b/c he invested heavily in the rich and creamy snacks....he's been on edge ever since. Okay, not so much. The real reason why he doesn't fuck with Uncle Rush is because he doesn't feel like his Rush Card is giving him the type of financial freedom Russ promises in the commercial. In all seriousness, Bill is actually mad because they've had some sort of geriatric hip-hop "beef" since 2009.

I'm serious....if you want a detailed explanation of their "beef" and a firsthand account of what happened, Russ lispfully blogs about it here.

MGMT - Electric Feel...

I really like this shit...

Fortunately, I was one of those kids that never had an interest in sniffing glue or paint while I was growing up.

If I had chose to indulge in such activities I think this video is an excellent representation of the type of shit I would've dreamed / hallucinated. Between the Showtime Pizza (currently known as Chuck E Cheese for you young bucks) animatronic band, the Frodo looking lead singers and the electric shit that spills out of the moon, it's safe to say that whoever wrote the treatment for this video was high on something.

MGMT - Electric Feel
Shout out to Jay for putting me on to this song.