Luey P. Newton - David Ruffin...

I know this song is old, but rarely do you run across a song that makes you want to down a glass of cognac and then go slightly harder on these hoes.

This is that song...


Download: Luey P. Newton - David Ruffin
Shout out to D for putting me on to this track.

For you those of you who have no idea who David Ruffin is, stop everything you're doing and go watch The Temptations movie...or just watch this clip. There's no doubt in my mind that David Ruffin was "cold on them hoes"...no surprises there. But I doubt if his pimp hand was as fast as one of the greatest pimps in the history of pimpin'....

....Morgan Freeman.

Sidenote: Morgan Freeman's first Academy Award nomination was for the role above, where he played a murderous pimp named Fast Black in Street Smarts. His second nomination....for his role as an illiterate driver named Hoke Colburn in Driving Miss Daisy. His third nomination.... for his role as convict Ellis "Red" Redding in Shawshank Redemption. He finally won for his role in Million Dollar Baby....where he played Eddie "Scrap Iron" Dupris, a washed up boxer turned janitor. What am I getting at? Nothing, just thought those roles and the subsequent nominations were interesting. Moving on...

In honor of that lightning fast pimp slap, here are a few pimp quotes...

"Pimps do what they want to do, hoes do what they told, and a square does what he can" - Payroll

"My name is Rosebudd with two d's for a double dose of this pimpin" - Rosebudd

"If there ain't another pimp in the country, there's gonna be some mothafuckin' hoes, hoe-in..." - Gorgeous Dre

"All bitches are the same. Just like my ho's, I keep 'em broke. They wake up one mornin' with some money, they subject to go crazy." - Pretty Toney

"A woman's legs are her best friends, but sometimes best friends have to part. Can ya dig it?" - Dolemite

"Two things I ain't ever seen, a U.F.O. and a hoe that won't go." - Memphis Mack