Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Kelis' New Playlist...

...features a few Nas songs, that in light of recent events have become her favorites. To hell with the boys, apparently Kelis' milkshake brings large child support judgments to the yard. Everybody made a big deal about the fact that Nas was ordered to pay Kelis $55,000 a month in child and spousal support.

My question is what did everybody expect? I don't agree with it at all....but he's a celebrity and that's the type of shit that happens. He's not the first and he damn sure won't be the last guy to get hit with an absurd child support judgment.

Anywho, I'm sure Kelis has found whole new appreciation for a few Nas songs. I think the following songs are in heavy rotation on her ipod...


5.) Nothing Last Forever
So true....but 18 years of paying $55,000 a month seems like forever.
Her favorite line: "The bitch you love could start to hate you"


4.) Queens Get The Money
Well his former Black Queen will definitely be gettin' the money.
Her favorite line: "My Queen used her milkshake to bring Nas yall to the slaughterhouses"


3.) Hate Me Know
I'm pretty sure he, at the very least, hates her now.
Her favorite line: "You wanna hate me, then hate me what can I do but keep gettin' money"


2.) Money Is My Bitch
Damn right it is....and you can now add Nas to that list.
Her favorite line: "I love you (money) so much don't ever leave me, I won't let you (money) leave me"


1.) You Owe Me
This was probably the first song Kelis played on her way home from court after she was awarded her money. She should call up Ginuwine and remake this song.
Her favorite line: "Shackles on yo feet...I think you owe me somethin"

Side Note:
Eddie tried to school fellas back in the 80's...

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