Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Damn Coolio...

I know I'm late but this is hilarious...

Coolio was recently performing in Stoke-on-Trent, England. Yeah, the fact that he still performs and people come to see him is funny in itself, but that's not it. At some point, he decided to stage dive into the crowd. Why? because Gangsta's Paradise gets everybody's adrenaline pumpin', that's why. Unfortunately, the audience parted like the Red Sea and Coolio faceplanted the floor. It gets better, the crowd then reportedly mobbed him, stealing his bandana, jewelry and shoes before he could be rescued by the venue's security team.

Couple of things...
1.) What the hell was he performing? Gangsta's Paradise? Fantastic Voyage? He must have a shitload of remixes for those songs because that's about 6 mins total.

2.) What could Coolio possibly have on him that anybody would want? I'll take a wild guess as to what he had in his pockets: a pack of Nicorette gum, 2 lemon-lime Now-a-Laters, a $1.47 in change, a spare badanna (for emergencies), a white owl and a suicide note.

Update: Well it appears you can add crack to the list of things in Coolio's pockets.

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1 comment:

iLLaNOise said...

Now #2 was just ignorant but funny as hell all in itself LOL...

Awww, I needed that laugh too