Friday, January 2, 2009

That's Just Turrible...

So by now I'm sure you've heard that Sir Charles was arrested the morning of New Year's Eve for DUI. Well, here's my Fav 5 facts about Charles Barkley's DUI arrest...

1.) He had just left a club, where he was partying with Michael Strahan and Jaleel White (yes, Urkel from Family Matters).

2.) He bought 6 bottles (of what I don't know) at $300 a piece and left a $350 tip.

3.) "I was going to drive around the corner and get a blow job," is what he told the arresting officer.

4.) He said the woman had given him a blow job last week and it was the best one he had ever had in his life.

5.) He told one of the employees at the police station, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.”

So all in all, Sir Charles had an f*ckin' awesome night. I wonder what Charles was doing right before he left the club?

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