Jay-Z - My President Is Black

Jay-Z - My President Is Black

They also threw his verse on the original...
Young Jeezy (Feat. Jay-Z & Nas) - My President Is Black

Kells Is Officially Single...

R. Kelly aka "The Pied Piper" aka "Your Boyfriend" and his wife of 11 years, Andrea Lee Kelly, are officially divorced, according to a statement from their lawyers Thursday. Kelly, 42, and Andrea, 35, will have joint custody of their three children. No other details were revealed.

It's a celebration bitches, R. Kelly style...I know the urine was flowin freely this weekend. But was this man really ever married to begin with? Has anyone ever seen his "wife"?

I could really give 2 left nuts about this...I just wanted to post this pic. I've said it before, any man that would wear this outfit (and top it off with that belt) would definitely piss on a minor without any hesitation.

Dave Chappelle - Piss on You
Dave Chappelle - Piss on You Remix

The Palm Pre...

...is Palm's new touchscreen phone.
It was unveiled Thursday at CES. The phone is exclusive at launch for Sprint in the first half of 2009, no word on price just yet. For more info go to Palm.com.

Going Out of Town...

...don't stay at a Motel, particularly a Motel 6.

Kanye Covers VIBE...

In the February issue of VIBE Kanye talks about 808 & Heartbreaks and the "message behind" the album:

"There’s guys out there, nobody spoke on our behalf before. Whatever about the singing. F*ck all the singing, f*ck all the Auto-Tune, f*ck the He’s A Rapper, he’s not a rapper, he’s going through something, he has to get this out of his system, he’s crazy. F*ck all that. It’s men out there who have never had anyone to speak on their behalf about the way they feel in a relationship. We don’t feel like, ‘F*ck you, bitch, I’m going to f*ck a whole bunch of girls’. NO! We feel hurt. We feel pain. Like, ‘Damn, why would you say something like that to me? Damn, I LOVE YOU. Damn, I want to have a family. Damn, I want to find someone to raise my kids. Damn, my baby mama’s a bitch. Or she’s not a bitch’."

Usually I would use this opportunity to make fun of Ye'...but I got the message loud and clear and couldn't agree with him more.
BTW VIBE has also picked what they feel are Kanye's 10 Worst and 10 Best songs.

Random Quote: Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood was recently interviewed by Esquire for his own version of "What I've Learned" and he shared his thoughts on a few things. Here's what he had to say about the current generation we're living in:

"I was a shy kid. But a lot of my childhood was spent punching the bullies out...We live in more of a pussy generation now, where everybody’s become used to saying, 'Well, how do we handle it psychologically?' In those days, you just punched the bully back and duked it out."

"Even if the guy was older and could push you around, at least you were respected for fighting back, and you’d be left alone from then on. I don’t know if I can tell you exactly when the pussy generation started. Maybe when people started asking about the meaning of life."

First, it's obvious that Clint still pisses acid and shits metal. Second, I completely agree with him on the "pussy generation". To read more of what Clint's learned go to Esquire.

R.I.P. Macworld Expo...

Apple's last Macworld keynote was held today and they went out with a bang...a very, very small bang.
The only new product that Apple announced was a new version of the 17-inch MacBook Pro that features a long-life, non-removable battery, thinner profile, and an optional anti-glare screen. The laptop is less than an inch thick, and weighs 6.6 pounds. It features a 2.66 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo process, 6 MB of L2 cache, GeForce 9600M GT video card, and supports up to 8GB of memory. The default configuration with 4GB of memory and a 320GB hard disk ships for the same price as before: $2,799

Non-removable batteries are wack...with that said go to Apple.com for more info.

Idle Warship - Try It On (howwedoitoverhere)

I guess I'm late, but apparently Talib Kweli, Res and a Canadian singer/rapper named Graph Nobel have formed a group called Idle Warship. They've had a few songs released via the internet but this is the first one that I've come across.

Idle Warship - Try It On (produced by Dr. Dre)

That's Just Turrible...

So by now I'm sure you've heard that Sir Charles was arrested the morning of New Year's Eve for DUI. Well, here's my Fav 5 facts about Charles Barkley's DUI arrest...

1.) He had just left a club, where he was partying with Michael Strahan and Jaleel White (yes, Urkel from Family Matters).

2.) He bought 6 bottles (of what I don't know) at $300 a piece and left a $350 tip.

3.) "I was going to drive around the corner and get a blow job," is what he told the arresting officer.

4.) He said the woman had given him a blow job last week and it was the best one he had ever had in his life.

5.) He told one of the employees at the police station, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.”

So all in all, Sir Charles had an f*ckin' awesome night. I wonder what Charles was doing right before he left the club?